LANCE GROSS COME HOLLA AT ME!!

 

i love this man with all of my heart..

Okay THATS IT..LIL WAYNE u are officially A DICK RIDIN FAGGOT.

So WORD ON THE STREET is Lil wayne is ready to settle down...thats all good and DANDY..but NOT WITH ANY OF HIS BABY MAMAZ!.. guess with who...NOPE not Nivea..WHO HE LOVED SO MUCH and couldnt wait to have a chance to be with..NOPE not Lauren or that asian Video ho or that Latino Video  ho... BUT YES Shanelle..THIS RAGGEDY bytch..shes reportedly Dwoods (from Danity Kanes) sister..ION GIVE A FUCK this bytch looks stupid...HES SOOOO inlove with her..but i aint even heard no MAINSTREAM song by this bytch..AND she looks like a FUCKIN MAN..are u serious? UR KIDDING ME RIGHT..This nigga has 5 kids(THAT WE KNOW ABOUT) but dont wanna settle down with NONE of em? u idiot face fuck nigga..UGH! that sheit fustrates me..hes a FUCKIN idiot and ITS a FUCKIN MAN..yea i said it SHANELLE FROM YOUNG MONEY looks like a fuckin MAN...smdh

U know i HAD to REPORT IT..Mason Kardashian is HERE!

Mason Dash Disick to be EXACT. but awww MY BEAUTIFUL BABY NEPHEW.."hi baby!!" (waves)

B5 look like The Jackson 5 been touchin they Hinnies..lol (butts)

Ya'll remember them right? HANDSOME lil half breed boys that could sing and dance the OLDEST Patrick use to be the FINEST to me and still is ONCE u look at this pix lol..BOY BANDS werent really all that popular when they hit the scene but yo..LOOK AT THESE MOFO'S NOW...please tell me WTF HAPPENED? oh FYI My patrick is the one that still looks NORMAL lmaoo..oh lawd. if u put 2 and 2 to gether..they are ALMOST in the same stance as they album cover.. LOOK AT THE BABY with his girlish punk rock hair due..OH LAWD first one older then the baby is handsome..the one with the long hair CUT IT.."USE TO BE" lead singer..SIT CHO ASS DOWN..lmao oh lawd..THEY ALL got nigga NOSE'S except the ONE that actually looks blk..smdh...they should have just stayed out the spot light coming around lookin like WHO DONE IT AND WWWHHHYYY..

SOMEBODY GET THIS BYTCH...THIS SHYT IS RIDICULOUS..SERIOUSLY.. SMMFH

SMMFH @SOULJA BOY WTF?!?

 

ALL i could do was Shake My Motha Fuckin Head (SMMFH) @this nigga..WHY SOULJA BOY?!?! for what? YOU NOT HARD...ur not even a good enough rapper...WWHHHYYY?!?!?! lmao..this boy looks HORRIBLE..sorry honey the WHOLE BODY COVERED in TATTS..and ur an AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE..had already been done...his name :LIL WAYNE..stop biting and get ya own style..please...NNEEXXTTTT...

Mr &Mrs Beyonce & Shawn KNOWLES-CARTER..SAYWHABYTCH?!?

Okay so Im all for you know COUPLES becoming ONE..but uhh..J..YOUR CHANGING ur name to MRS.SHAWN KNOWLES CARTER? uhh...wtf..OKAY MR is fine but MRS..nukka ONE:u dont have a  KITTY between ya legs (i would atleast hope not) two..WTF is u really doing? i mean of course a relationship ANY relastionship is compromise..(I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT WORD lol) but u becomin a FEMALE..well havin the title as one..NO HONEY..come on now..think again..PLEASE...FOR YA KIDS SAKE... =( <~ Sad Face..Yes its for you...lol

Wait..WAit..WAIT...I KNOW 'Danger' (Love of Ray J) aint cut all her hair off..

CHECK THE PIX OUT  SayWha Bytch?!?! AWW HELL NAA this ol bald headed flat face roach lmao.. oh LAWD yaw'll..WORD ON THE STREET: she just got out the Looney Bin..and THIS IS WHAT U DO TO YOUR HEAD? One: Ur head is ROUND not narrow like "AMBER ROSE or SOLANGE"(just to name a few that's cut it all off and PULLED it off). TWO: Ur face is FLAT..YES BYTCH like they use to think of the earth..THAT FLAT..smdh..WAIT..arent u a mother now?..WHERE'S UR CHILD AT? Someone please call CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES..THIS BYTCH IS ILL lmaoo..

TYRA SHOW IS COMING TO AN END?!?!

WHY? (not that i watch it lol) BUT for what? Its bad enough she has FAKE guest on her show..but ur canceling your show for what? smdh..ol Oprah bitin ass beezy h0e..Tyra is a trip..Also Word On The Street: NOMORE TOP MODEL!?!? lmaooo wtf? (not that i watch that either) but still beautiful bytches in america STILL need to be discovered..smdh SHE LOOSIN ALL TYPES of cool points wid her 8 forehead havin ass.... ALRIGHT im done lmaoo

Rihanna's FACE... (NO MAKE UP)

BEFORE U READ THE BLOG..PLEASE LOOK AT THE PIX FIRST.. WHAT-THA-FOUK?!?!? rihanna GET CHO ASS OUTTA HERE lookin worst then u did when CHRIS uppercutted yo Crater face havin ass..AWW NAW..hell na..i guess its true what the say..MAKE UP DOES WONDERS..SMMFH

Ima KARDASHIAN lol(At Heart)

Okay if you KNOW ME..u know im OBSESSED with the Kardasian Fam..I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM! muah muah muah! THEY'RE great..NEVER miss an episode and keep up witht he LATEST ON THEM (meanign twitter) lol..and yea..IMA Kardashian..SAME FATHER diff mother..lol J.K i effin WISH! lol

Ugh..ur "ASS" is FAKE..LITERTALLY(Nicki Minaj)

Im sorry but i have to do it..So fellas u know how u know when a girl just got a FAT ASS..and u know its hers..just by the way her back just slide into the ass..well NICKI MINAJ girl u are UBERLY pretty..BUT..honey lets be forreal about this one..YOU and I know ur ass is FAKE..u got booty injections or SOME SHYT because ONE: Ur thighs sweetheart ARENT THICK ENOUGH to hold it up..look like u got who watermelons hangin from ya back WTF? smh...Smooth it out or somethin..the sheit is lookin faker and faker...smh...

P.S. Ya nose job is horrible..U LOOKED better with the nose god gave you..ya face was perfect..Half-blk/Half Asian Barbie?? I THINK NOT..more like the Wicked Witch of the West..go and see if u can get ur nose back..U just wasted ur money honey... =(<~~sad face..Yes its for u..lol

Loosing ya PANTS are we?? lol wtf?!

Okay so im looking at my recent GOSSIP columns and one saids that a football player (Tommy Kelly) LOST HIS PANTS during a football game against the Denver Broncos WTF?! HOW IS THAT LOGICALLY possible..and LETS just SAY IT IS..why dont u have draws on or a jock strap AT THAT?!? smh..WHATS THE WORLD COMING TOO..smdh

"Chelsea Lately"

Okay so i was watching Chelsea Handler last night, OH.EM.GEE if chewy isnt the most simpliest dorf there is lol..he's so cute with his lil legs and feet!